I am the man with no name...Zap Brannigan at your service

I have just been feeling so down lately. I don't know what it is, I was really excited to get back to school. Now that I am here, it is a monotonous routine where they grind you down. But is that really the issue? No, I've dealt with it for years and succeeded. What it is this year is lack of companionship...

I don't think women like me very much. Can they sense something inside me? My anger, my volatility, my desperation.

Mr. Hammond, under careful consideration I have decided not to endorse your park.

So have I...