Wednesday, October 28, 2009

For the fans


Uneventful day...

So it seems the fans, well you know who you are (out of the millions who read this elegant piece of work, lol) complained about the lack of David-rants. Well let`s just see...

Today was one of those fucking days when you just wake up and it`s still dark and its raining...the sound of my skylights brings feelings of pure rage to me that can only be topped by having to deal with old people on a crowded bus at rush hour...ya fuck you old people, don`t hold up an entire bus full of people as you SLOWLY make your way on...God damn it I hope I never get old.

Anyways rain, it was one of those days with rando heavy periods and mild interludes. To make matters worse, the mild interludes weren`t complete recesses as one would expect, instead they were home to possibly the worst fucking thing nature can summon...DRIZZLE.

Drizzle-or as many would call it, Hitler-is probably the most enraging thing nature can bring to bear. Not only is it annoying as fuck on your face, it`s a silent killer. Prolonged enxposure to drizzle ruins even the mightest of hair-dos silently and without warning, much like Carbon Monoxide, but less sexy.

Furthermore, when it is drizzily you have one of two options, carry an umbrella and look like a douche to anyone not carrying one. Or, not carry one and ruin your life. The choice is ultimately in the hands of the reader. This writer presonally carries his umbrella and suffers the awkward looks of passer-byers whose eyes beg the question of why you would have an open umbrella when it`s not even raining'. Well jackass, I hate being wet and more miserable than my normal cycnical self. Fuck you.

Next rant on shit I hate on the bus. I had a prelude earlier in this text, but will leave the hungry masses wanting more, more, more.

All in all, rain is David's kryptonite.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009


Uneventful day...

APS class was basically a mixture of waste of time, and total scare-fest. She spoutted all this required knowledge but in essentially different terms than we have learned it for the last two months...typical. Anyways doing the practice tests I usually score about 80%, if that is anywhere CLOSE to what I'll get friday I will be a happy man indeed.

Until then just another day in the suck.

Computer stopped working today, retarded to say the least, Jim quickly deduced the error and fixed it, hence this blog post...

To add to the pain of this week, no new House and no new NCIS...All I have now are my fading memories.




Sunday, October 25, 2009

Sometimes at night I hear it roll...


"...a hundred cars long and pulling out slow."

Uneventful day...

I lack the will to study APS111 for it is a course which has tests which rage me to my very fibre. Typical bullshit multiple choice with A-G in selection and difficulty which rivals getting up every morning at seven.

Fuck...I hate first year.

Just watched Black Hawk Down the other night, ohh man...GREAT movie. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys great editing and cinematography. Not to mention a dynomite cast.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Lived on a curve in the road...


"...in an old tar paper shack. On the south side of the town, on the wrong side of the tracks."

Uneventful day.

Got Mechanics test back, 75%, not bad considered I thought I failed the class avg was 42%. Hard Fail.

Soon we enter the eye of the storm. The shit storm brewing called the month of November.

If I don't make it I would like November aptly titled 'Sweet November'

Thanks Keanu, stay strong.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I never made it as a working class hero


Uneventful day...

As it stands now our CDS draft is complete, anxiously await its arrival in my gmail inbox for inspection before I give it the final thumbs-up. We put alot of work into it, more than other groups I talked with...odds are with our TA we will get far lower than the aforementioned groups. Typical. See picture, Ethan Hawke realizing his dream as he overcame all obstacles and made it into space. That's gonna be me finally handing in this CDS.

So I watched that movie Milk today, pretty good actually, I can see how Sean won the Oscar, I mean I heard the guy is a complete dick IRL but nonetheless, some good acting. Anyways, I didnt really realize what a hardtime gays had, like we live in such a time (and place, Toronto) where being a homo is no big deal. Just goes to show you how much we have changed as people. In the future I will definitely think alittle more before I use a word like fag, or gay...ya sure I probably won't stop using them, but I for sure will think alittle harder from now on.

Spoiler, he dies...


Sunday, October 11, 2009

There's a she wolf in my closet


"...let it out so it can breathe"

Again I have failed myself, unable to make regular posts. Testimony to my busy life I suppose, testimony to my inability to commit to a simple task. Sure I can find time to get deezed everyday and run my knees into the ground. But when it comes to a blog it slips my mind like a fat kid on a bannannananaaa peel.

So I learned alot about myself lately, my ability to command and my ability to delegate. So far my group project is going well, I chalk much of it up to the hardwork of my members but I give myself some credit to. These guys and girls were counting on me to lead them and keep them on track. So far I felt I have lived up to their expectations and I am richer for the experience.

So tomorrow, well tuesday is my linear exam...I trust in my abilities to do the questions, not the theory...LOL. So help me God if it is a theory test, I'm gonna be doing alot of swearing. Alot.

Anyways, earlier this week we had a Mechanics test, dear god...DEAR GOD, it took a week to wash the dirt of me after that.

Picture says it all.